The present App!

I have a great idea for an App.  I know NOTHING about making an App, but this is really a great idea.

Yesterday was my birthday, and I got some people asking me "what do you want" and of course the polite thing to say is "don't get me anything" but that just makes the person wanting to get you something all frustrated!

My App idea is this, it's like a calendar, and through out the year you add things in about the person you want to buy a gift for, when the person makes comments like "I hate the color orange" you add it into the app, or "I can't get enough Starbucks coffee" you add it into the App.

You would be able to add things in about the person too, like Enjoys baking, loves reading, hates it when I kick her in the shin.

Then when it's time to buy the person a gift, you hit the button and it gives you gift ideas.

If only I knew how to make this happen!!

Death Options

I am not very thrilled about my death options!!

What I mean by that is, after I die there aren't any options I'm all that excited about.

I DONT want to be put in a box, this I am sure about!!  I don't want to be in the ground, or a wall, or a crypt.

I do want to donate every last usable part of me that is donate-able, that would make me happy.

I guess I have to pick cremation because there aren't enough choices out there.

If I were to invent the perfect death option it would be this...

A Death Hotel

The rooms would be small, no bathroom would be needed, because you don't have to get up in the middle of your death to pee (at least I hope you don't... That would suck!).  The beds would be super comfortable, because after all, it's for your final rest, and you would have all the pillows and blankets to yourself, no one to steal your pillows and no one to be all mad at you because you might have accidentally touched the corner of their pillow for a nano second!  extra things could be added if you need them to be, like a stuffed animal or a box fan.

Sounds stupid, but that is my perfect death option...