"Hunter Is Pissing Me Off"

There are morning that are hectic, rushed and crazy.  Most of the time it's because the small humans in our home don't cooperate in a helpful manner.  This morning was my fault I over slept, which rarely happens. The children were amazingly helpful, doing what they needed to do to get ready, so it was more of a relaxed rush.

Hunter got himself cereal and Stevi got a yogurt.  I was in my bathroom putting in my contacts when the tiniest human started yelling "MOMMMMMM... MOOOOOOOOMMM".  So, with one contact in I look down the hall to see Stevi standing in my doorway with both hands on her hips and a scowl on her face.  "MOM HUNTER IS PISSING ME OFF" I look down at this beautiful 3 year old and said "what"? She repeats herself "HUNTER IS PISSING ME OFF"!!!  Now, I heard her perfectly clear the first time, she didn't stutter, but I needed time to think, what do I do...  I chose to ignore what she said and focus on the issue.

I go into the kitchen to see what was "upsetting" Stevi.  Turns out Hunter was telling her she needed to stir her fruit and yogurt together.  I told Hunter to leave his sister alone and allow her eat her yogurt however she wants.  As I turn to go put my other contact in, Stevi pipes up and says "Yeah Hunter, you need to stop pissing me off"

Sigh, I hope my eye-site isn't affected by the frequency of eye rolling that takes place every morning!