Mmmmmmmmm, Not.

The love of my life is a professional chef, he and I enjoy watching cooking shows.  We watch cooking game shows like Chopped, Guy vs. Rachael, and Hell's Kitchen.  We watch the reality shows like Ace of Cakes and Kitchen Nightmares. We watch our favorites like old Julia Child shows, Jacques Pepin, and Alton Brown.   We watch people we don't care for like Martha Steward and the Powder Sugar King (I dont know who he is, all I know is he likes putting powdered sugar on EVERYTHING)

And then there is America's Test Kitchen... I love this show and I hate this show.

What do I like? Well they are always perfecting recipes that I've never heard of, like The Best Grilled Lamb Kofte, or they are improving things that don't need improving like The Chocolate Chip Cookie.

My problem with the show, and it's a pretty big problem, is after the new and improved recipe is done, the creepy, skinny, old guy and the lady that did all the work tastes the finished product and they start making the most disturbing, disgusting Yummy noises, as if they are having some kind of edible sex right there in front of me.

Dear America's test Kitchen,

I get that you just made the worlds oldest recipe into a modern master piece, but please stop having foodgasms on film.  If you just can't stop, can you please hire someone else to taste the food and make the obscene Mmmm Mmmm Sounds, Preferably Ryan Reynolds and Me?