I have spiders living in my ear!

Do you know that feeling when you wake up and your ear is a little sore?  How about when you wake up and it feels like someone is stabbing you with a freshly sharpen pencil?

I can only image that a sane person thinks "Hmmmmm I'm getting an ear infection".  Unfortunately, I am not that person.  I'm the person who wakes up and thinks "OH MY GOD a spider must have crawled into my ear cannel and is now setting up camp, getting ready to start her family IN MY HEAD!!!!!

These are the kind of thoughts I have all the time...  Ok they aren't always about spiders, sometimes I think about the ethical treatment of tomatoes at Taco Bell, and SOOOOO many other things.